I know someone who tells me he looks like a certain Hollywood star. If you see this man in London (or Hollywood) please inform him he looks nothing like Mark Wahlberg. I look more like Mark Wahlberg than him, my cat does! Unless Mark Wahlberg looks nothing like Mark Wahlberg off set and that’s just a disguise he wears when filming. In which case, very clever Mr Wahlberg sir, very clever. Your secret’s safe with me.
What this? Oh no one’s reading this anyway!